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There’s no right way to respond to an unsolicited dick pic. Or at least there wasn’t before Sarah-Louise Jordan posted this two-page letter to Facebook that formally and politely informs the sender that their “penis portrait” did not “pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.”
Jordan has a solution, though. For a small fee, she’ll send a pamphlet that covers such helpful topics as “how to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves” and “how to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants”). I’d honestly pay to read it.
Her Facebook post went viral back in June, but it’s been making the rounds again this week, presumably because dick pics are as relevant and relentless as ever. At least now you’ll know how to respond the next time you receive one.
H/T The Mirror
Austin Powell is the former managing editor of the Daily Dot. His work focuses on the intersection of entertainment and technology. He previously served as a music columnist for the Austin Chronicle and is the co-author of The Austin Chronicle Music Anthology.