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This stoner’s weed-based promposal was a smoking success
These two are high on love.
“Wish me luck,” wrote redditor LegalizeOtt in the caption to an Imgur photo of five fat joints with the one-word question “P-R-O-M-?” written across them.
“She said yes, and then we got high,” he wrote.
The Daily Dot reached out to LegalizeOtt to get the rest of the dank details on this move, and he proved more than willing to share his seduction strategy and prom plans:
Lol I had the idea because we both love smoking weed, and she gave me a few hints that i should ask her to prom before so I wasnt too nervous. We went to a nice smokespot with a great view over the city. We smoked 1 and a half of the 5 there but left early because some rednecks showed up. For the dance itself me and my friend planned to get an half oz to smoke before the dance, and my date is probably bringing some tree too so we’ll be really high.
Can’t wait to see how that awkwardly posed couple portrait turns out.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'