Pornhub gave the Internet the best gift ever today

What’s the one thing better than having Valentine’s Day sex with your significant other? Watching porn and having Valentine’s Day sex with yourself! And what’s better than watching porn and having Valentine’s Day sex with yourself? Doing it for free.

Although Pornhub mobile users are typically restricted to only five video views a day, this Valentine’s Day the tube site is giving singles the best gift of all: unlimited videos. It’s a Valentine’s Day miracle, Charlie Brown!

After logging onto the website and discovering that the view limit had been lifted, Pornhub users took to Twitter to express their jubilance, like little kids who’d woken up on Christmas morning expecting a Barbie doll, only to look under the tree and find the whole damn Dream House:

Hear that? That’s the sound of thousands of voices in grateful chorus, to the rhythm of a million zippers being pulled down:

In response to the outpourings of gratitude, Pornhub tweeted a delightful Valentine’s Day poem of sorts:

H/T Twitter, Pornhub | Photo by ronWLS/Flickr (CC BY – NC 2.0)

 

EJ Dickson

EJ Dickson

EJ Dickson is a writer and editor who primarily covers sex, dating, and relationships, with a special focus on the intersection of intimacy and technology. She served as the Daily Dot’s IRL editor from January 2014 to July 2015. Her work has since appeared in the New York Times, Rolling Stone, Mic, Bustle, Romper, and Men’s Health.