Last night, Miley Cyrus’s VMA awards performance found her twerking it up in a mouse-eared, flesh-colored leotard with Robin Thicke and a bevy of giant teddy bears. If the whole performance seemed to be a not-so-subtle attempt to break away from Cyrus’s Disney roots, the result landed somewhere between total freakshow and Lynchian inquiry into the nature of shame and self-doubt.
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The performance seemed to leave the Internet (and everyone else) dumbfounded last night. The twerk was easily the biggest moment of the VMAs—and that’s including Lady Gaga’s seashell bikini.
When the Web found its footing and began to post a slew of Photoshopped remixes, the response took a blatantly sexist turn.
In a two-sentence post that sums up the Internet’s reaction, toasttothegodz wrote on Twitter, “Miley’s recent behaviour is unhealthy, wild and just out of control. Someone needs to put that bitch in her place.”
One popular GIF on Imgur is titled “What Robin Thicke should’ve done”—that is, pelvic-thrust Miley Cyrus onto the floor:
Meanwhile, references to Cyrus’s Disney days as Hannah Montana popped up everywhere. So did plenty of overwrought handwringing for her father, Billy Ray Cyrus. “I should have pulled out,” reads the Impact text on one popular Reddit image.
Happy birthday Billy Ray Cyrus!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/cQ78Q4AocQ
— Emily (@EmilyBerna) August 26, 2013
Poor Billy Ray … pic.twitter.com/TkbTjf7vlR
— andyroddick (@andyroddick) August 26, 2013
Watched the MTV VMAs and I just feel like everything is terrible and people are horrible and sex is gross and even Christmas is dead.
— David Krumholtz (@DaveKrumholtz) August 26, 2013
Multiple image macros denigrate her for showing a little body fat during close-ups:
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At least part of the horrified reaction to Cyrus’s twerking is justified, because it stems from Cyrus’s appropriation of twerking from the black New Orleans communities where it originated. But we didn’t see a lot of that—just horrified reactions to Miley’s “slutty” behavior. (Update: As Slate points out, the Smith family was reacting to Lady Gaga, not Cyrus.)
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And, of course, her married costar Robin Thicke appears to be getting no criticism at all for his part in the twerkfest.
Robin Thicke is someone’s dad, Miley just ground her ass on someone’s fucking dad, What the fuck, Miley.
— John Samuya (@paintyourhorns) August 26, 2013
“It’s only a matter of time, Miley,” wrote one Reddit thread comparing her to the infamous “Kill Britney” episode of South Park, in which a frenzied, media-hungry mob stones the pop star to death.
Sounds about right.
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