- People are sharing how serving in the military has ruined their lives with #WhyIServe Sunday 5:31 PM
- Gillette ad showing a dad teaching his trans son how to shave has the internet in tears Sunday 4:34 PM
- 4chan’s new troll campaign aims to make the hashtag a white supremacist symbol Sunday 2:49 PM
- Here’s what that ‘cliff wife’ meme is all about Sunday 12:58 PM
- Artist suspended from Facebook, Instagram after posting anti-MAGA artwork Sunday 12:04 PM
- How to watch Serie A online for free Sunday 7:30 AM
- What does ‘uwu’ mean? Sunday 7:00 AM
- How to uninstall the Epic Games Launcher (for real) Sunday 6:30 AM
- How to watch the Indianapolis 500 online for free Sunday 6:00 AM
- Ohio KKK rally met with massive counter-protest and witty signs from local businesses Saturday 5:06 PM
- Guy who said he stole drugs from MS-13 now says viral story is fake Saturday 4:07 PM
- Financial service company left 885 million private records exposed online Saturday 3:13 PM
- Sasha Obama went to prom and Twitter is delighted with the photos Saturday 2:22 PM
- Jon Voight says Trump is the greatest president since Lincoln in Twitter videos Saturday 1:31 PM
- #DeleteFacebook gains momentum after the platform refused to remove doctored Nancy Pelosi videos Saturday 11:58 AM
Sparkling Olive Garden review turns elderly columnist into overnight celebrity
Marilyn Hagerty’s review of the chain restaurant is like the Double Rainbows of food criticism.
Anyone who has eaten at one of Olive Garden’s 730 different restaurants around the world knows that the chain is not much to write home about.
Unless you’re 85-year-old columnist Marilyn Hagerty, whose sparkling review of the restaurant has turned her into an overnight celebrity.
In her column for the Grand Forks Herald on Wednesday, Hagerty called the new Olive Garden in North Dakota the “largest and most beautiful restaurant now operating.”
“As I ate, I noticed the vases and planters with permanent flower displays on the ledges. There are several dining areas with arched doorways. And there is a fireplace that adds warmth to the decor.”
The column has since collected more than 270,000 hits, been lampooned on sites like Gawker, and has forced the Herald to write a follow-up story.
“I don’t get it,” Hagerty told the newspaper Thursday. “I’ve been doing this for 30 to 40 years. Why all of a sudden now?”
The column even inspired MSNBC writer Julieanne Smolinski to come to Hagerty’s defense.
“It’s not some kind of huge joke on Marilyn because nobody likes the Olive Garden: Millions of people like the Olive Garden! The First Lady eats there!” Smolinski wrote. “Chains don’t get to be ubiquitous because people run from them in droves. And let’s be real: It’s not going to win any James Beard Awards, but it isn’t a quonset hut full of raccoon meat either.”
Photo by ScottSchrantz
Fernando Alfonso III served as an early Reddit and 4chan reporter and the Daily Dot’s first art director until 2016. He’s gone on to report at Lexington’s Herald-Leader and at the Houston Chronicle.