Do you love Tinder but hate physical movement? Wanna find hookups in your area without expending all that precious energy getting up off the couch? Try Love Within Reach (NSFW), a new app with the slogan “Think Globally, F**k Locally.”
The brainchild of YouTube comedy channel Portal A, Love Within Reach allows horny singles to “meet local, stay local, and have sex within a half-block radius.” The app also allows you to skim through photos of users’ genitals before setting a date with them, “because sometimes you have to see it before you buy it, if you know what I mean,” as one user explains.
If you’re feeling frisky, but still too sluggish to make the 40-foot trek from your apartment to the Starbucks downstairs, Love Within Reach has another solution for you: the Dongle, an extension that connects to your phone that’s basically just a Fleshlight/vibrator of your choice. Sounds like a pretty surefire hit to me.