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Do you love dating apps but hate physical movement?

Do you love Tinder but hate physical movement? Wanna find hookups in your area without expending all that precious energy getting up off the couch? Try Love Within Reach (NSFW), a new app with the slogan “Think Globally, F**k Locally.” 

The brainchild of YouTube comedy channel Portal A, Love Within Reach allows horny singles to “meet local, stay local, and have sex within a half-block radius.” The app also allows you to skim through photos of users’ genitals before setting a date with them, “because sometimes you have to see it before you buy it, if you know what I mean,” as one user explains. 

If you’re feeling frisky, but still too sluggish to make the 40-foot trek from your apartment to the Starbucks downstairs, Love Within Reach has another solution for you: the Dongle, an extension that connects to your phone that’s basically just a Fleshlight/vibrator of your choice. Sounds like a pretty surefire hit to me. 

H/T HuffPo | Screengrab, via YouTube, AdHoc Vids

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