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There’s a Beyoncé-themed Valentine’s menu and it’s full of glorious puns

Push those tables to the left, to the left.


Kate Knibbs


Posted on Feb 5, 2014   Updated on May 31, 2021, 7:13 pm CDT

Beyoncé-loving romantic partners will have another reason to feel disappointed at whatever our significant others concocted as a Valentine’s Day surprise: it probably isn’t a date at Brucie, the Brooklyn restaurant responsible for this impeccable one-day-only menu:


Screenshot via BrucieNYC

Brucie, push those tables to the left, to the left—you’re gonna have to accommodate extra customers.

Strangely, they did not include a dessert menu, which means that a Beyoncé meal features savory items as the solo star. This may explain why Jelly Rowland Donuts, Turkish Baklavalatavia Roberson, and Michelle Will-yummy Cheesecake were excluded from the menu.

H/T Buzzfeed | Photo via Flickr/Jason Smith

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*First Published: Feb 5, 2014, 5:43 pm CST