No one is flipping out about the 'Breaking Bad' premiere better than these people

The 'Breaking Bad' American Gothic painting wins hands down.

Nobody makes and crafts inspired by murderous meth lords quite like Reddit does.

As Breaking Bad's final season loomed on Sunday, scores of redditors shared their own cute, quirky, and cuddly handmade items inspired by the show.

Ten different users showed r/RedditLaqueristas their meth-and-death inspired fingernails. Starkid120 captured Hank's hilariously bad caricature of Heisenberg on her index finger.

Not to be outdone, user panduuhh put season 2's burned purple teddy bear on her pinkie, and Walt's sad 52nd birthday omelette on her thumb.

Strong Son of the Year candidate Oracle343gspark handmade his mom a birthday card, complete with Jesse conspicuously saying "bitch!"

Finitefilms's friend made some blue, suspiciously crystallized rock candy for a viewing party. "Apparently it tastes like raspberry," he said.

By that same token, WeaponXDeadpool's girlfriend, a baker, make a happy little meth cake.

For more a substantial meal, you could try u/jack_bunny's brother's pizza.

Finally, milbo's re-imagining of American Gothic was so popular, she's started selling prints on Etsy for $10 a pop.

Photo via WeaponXDeadpool/Reddit

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The "Breaking Bad" theme performed only with instruments you'd find in a meth lab
Are you so excited for the premiere of the final season of Breaking Bad tonight that don't know what to do with yourself? Are you just standing there in your Walter White cosplay, mouth agape, watching AMC on mute all day until 9pm ET rolls around? If so, we highly suggest also playing this video on loop in the background, the perfect soundrack to the last few hours of your soul-testing, one-year wait for new Breaking Bad episodes
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