Every evening, the Daily Dot delivers a selection of links worth clicking from around the Web, along with the day's must-see image or video. We call it Dotted Lines.
- Here's an amazing Craiglist Missed Connections post: "Drunk Naked Girl on my lawn last night."
- How to hook up at your parents' house.
- The secret power of black Twitter.
- Drunk woman on Klonopin demands free Big Macs. Guess the state.
- This is cool: What are the chances of you being you?
- Hey girl, Iceland has a bunch of Ryan Gosling look-alikes.
- How to become the British monarch. Very useful.
- Finally, here's the consummate Breaking Bad recap. The show is back for its final eight episodes August 11. Here's everything that came before that. I hate to use the word "epic," but it might actually apply here. Nine minutes is a lifetime, and this is well worth watching, even if you've memorized every line.
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A day in the life of Miss Pickle, Instagram's most cultured pup
She’s more than just a cute face. She’s a conduit into the insular world of contemporary art.
The definitive guide to obscure pop-culture holidays
One of the most anticipated days on the Internet is literally decades in the making.
LinkedIn will pay $13 million to settle suit over those annoying emails
Were you an unwitting LinkedIn spammer? Here's how to get your settlement money.
Track the sleep data of 5 people around the world with this website
Data lights up efforts of entrepreneurs around the world.
This pastel-hued social network wants you to feel its vibes
Words used in tweets can offer insight into how much money you make
People who earn more tweet differently.
Elon Musk wants to use nuclear bombs to create suns for Mars
What, do you have a better idea?
How to turn your phone into a mobile hotspot
Don't let a power outage come between you and binge-watching.
Brands are coming for your Snapchat selfies
Have a Coke and a Snap.
Oregon shooting vs. China bombings: Should U.S. media censor its reports on mass killings?
There were two mass killings this week. You probably only heard of one of them.
Why Umpqua Community College was supposed to be a gun-free zone
Umpqua Community College was one of them.
Oregon's Sheriff John Hanlin shared Sandy Hook conspiracy theory video
Sheriff John Hanlin seems to think the Sandy Hook shooting was staged.
Reddit's Bernie Sanders community donated at least $200K in 3 months
Some 13,800 users are responsible for more than $200,000 to Sanders's campaign in the past three months alone.
Pope Francis met with his gay close friend, not just Kim Davis, on U.S. trip
Francis' longtime friend came forward to defend him after news broke that he met with Kim Davis.
France moves closer to passing controversial surveillance law
France's constitutional court struck down parts of a prior surveillance law, so lawmakers are trying again.