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We’re all a little obsessed with knowing where Santa is, whether we believe in him or not. The amount of time and energy dedicated to the subject by grown adults who are fully aware that presents most certainly aren’t delivered by Santa or his elves is an impressive testimony to our collective desire to cling to the traditions of our childhood. While Santa’s completed his rounds for 2014, rest assured that that Santa tracking will be even bigger in 2015.
Curious members of the public could follow Santa on Google as well as NORAD this year, with the two mighty organizations facing off against each other with the hottest in geo-tracking capabilities (even Microsoft put in an effort). There were, of course, Santa tracking apps. Meanwhile, law enforcement agencies reported variations on “large white male with a snowy white beard dressed in a red and white suit and cap, red jacket with white fur trim, being pulled in a sleigh by eight reindeer” over their scanners. Santa was even pulled over and released in Arizona during one Christmas season.
There’s a North Pole Post Office and the USPS provides North Pole postmarks (at least parents don’t have to resort to devious spy tricks to make their mail from Santa look authentic). And yes, air traffic controllers receive special training on handling Santa—meanwhile, Maj. Gen. Charles D. Luckey, who commands NORAD and U.S. Northern Command, took time to address Santa’s clearance for American airspace and prioritization in air traffic queues. The AP reports, “Dressed in fatigues, he told one caller in Virginia about plans to keep the sleigh on schedule despite rain in the area. ‘We’re going to put Rudolph back in front coming across the Atlantic, and we’ll keep him in front for the eastern seaboard so we can try to make up a little time here.’”
The media join in the fun annually as journalists stuck in the newsroom report on Santa’s movements and joke around with each other about whether he’ll have a present for tired editors at the end of their shifts. While Santa trackers across the board tend to get tongue in cheek, as do journalists, sometimes their updates come with a bit of sharp commentary—NORAD, which was tweeting updates throughout the night, had this to say about Santa’s travels over North Korea:
The love for goofing around on Christmas Eve seems like it’s all in good fun, but it speaks to something else, too: the earnest adult desire to retain some of the magic of childhood, something that may be particularly acute for parents watching their children grow up. Christmas Eve is perhaps the only day each year in which people of all ages are invited to indulge in the myth of a gift-giving figure traveling the world on a flying sleigh. The ubiquity of Christmas worldwide means that a not insignificant percentage of the population gets involved to some degree or another in the Santa mythology, whether they’re perpetuating a myth for their kids or genuinely having fun with the concept.
There’s an eternal debate over when to tell children about Santa—and whether it’s okay to tell little white lies like this to children in the first place. But, oddly enough, kids actually seem less devastated about the whole Santa thing than their parents do when the truth comes out. In a 1994 study, Carl Anderson and a team of researchers took a look at the science of Santa and they were surprised by what they found out. 62 percent of kids felt “happy” when they learned about Santa—only eight percent of parents shared the sentiment. Four percent of parents were “relieved,” but 46 percent of child respondents expressed that emotion.
“When I thought about my sons not believing the other day,” parent Caroline Jorgenson told PBS, “I suddenly felt sad. When they don’t believe, then it changes Christmas for me, too, doesn’t it? Completely. I lose the magic, too.” She expressed the point that many parents do: Santa has become a part of not just the cultural mythos, but family traditions, which makes the big reveal bittersweet for parents and kids alike. While kids may feel like someone lied to them, parents feel like an important marker of childhood innocence has just dissolved.
Evaluating the collective adult dedication to following Santa’s moves on Christmas Eve, I think it’s time to own up. We don’t do it because we want to maintain some kind of plausible fiction for the few kids who aren’t wise to the pretty obvious game yet; we do it for ourselves, because a small part of us still wants to believe.
s.e. smith is a Northern California-based journalist and writer focusing on social justice issues. smith's work has appeared in publications like Esquire, the Guardian, Rolling Stone, In These Times, Bitch Magazine, and Pacific Standard.