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Marlon Ettinger


Marlon Ettinger writes about politics, crime, and culture. Email him with tips and ideas at marlonjettinger@gmail.com.

Police officer(three split)

‘Guilty’: Pro-Palestine protesters in New York livestreamed themselves reading out complaints against cops to their faces

Some of the cops appeared to find it funny.

On May 1, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Judges gavel over FCC

‘Some of the most sensitive data’: FCC throws $200M in fines at AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile, and Verizon for selling customers’ location data

AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile, and Verizon were all hit with big fines.

On May 1, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Donald Trump in front of stock graphics

Hold & Squeeze: Trump’s grassroots investors on Truth Social are convinced they’ll defeat Wall Street

'The regret of allowing their hatred of Trump to drive them to financial ruin.'

On Apr 30, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Trump's Truth Social investors battle the short sellers

‘Hold that line patriots!’ Trump’s Truth Social investors are losing the battle to short sellers

Short sellers have made tens of millions - and Trump Media holders are going to war with them.

On Apr 29, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Fetterman's Carharrt tuxedo hoodie look for the WHCA dinner slammed

‘Juvenile and pathetic’: Sen. John Fetterman draws backlash for wearing white tux hoodie to WHCA dinner

Yawn, sigh, etc. Fashion fans are tired of the dud duds.

On Apr 29, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Elon musk on illustrated body and twitter logo as africa

How tall is Elon Musk?

There's actually an easy way to find out.

On Apr 26, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

How did Gavin McInnes get onto Columbia University's campus?

How did Gavin McInnes get onto Columbia University’s campus amid pro-Palestine protests?

Supposedly only people with University IDs are being let in.

On Apr 25, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

The New York Times on computer screen

New York Times columnist complains Columbia Palestine protesters are disrupting silent music piece

The 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence was reportedly interrupted by protesters' chants.

On Apr 24, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Christopher Wray speaking

‘They have an election to rig’: FBI director’s warning of potential terror attack leads to explosion of conspiracy theories

The FBI director's warning was short on details.

On Apr 24, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Paul Massaro with Capitol building and Commission On Security And Cooperation In Europe logo over blue

Congressional human rights commission slammed for appointing staff director with social media history boosting Holocaust perpetrators

'So, one of your senior leaders is the guy who is glorifying Nazis...'

On Apr 23, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Joe Rogan couldn’t go along with it' Tucker Carlson's alien, evolution claims go viral

‘Even Joe Rogan couldn’t go along with it:’ Tucker Carlson ridiculed over claims about aliens, evolution

Tucker said evolution was just a theory, and that UFOs are described in the Bible.

On Apr 22, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Fetterman calls for Columbia president to resign amid pro-Palestine protests

‘Add some tiki torches and it’s Charlottesville’: Fetterman calls for Columbia president to resign amid pro-Palestine protests

'These 'protests' are antisemitic, unconscionable, and dangerous."

On Apr 22, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

As Trump Media stock tumbles, 'patriots' are buying the dip

Beset by short sellers, Truth Social’s ‘patriots’ push for supporters to buy the Trump Media dip

The company also urged investors to fight back against those shorting the stock.

On Apr 18, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Man talking(l+r), Tesla Cybertruck(c)

‘Five hours to reset a computer?’: Cybertruck owner says touchscreen broke after going to a car wash

Apparently it takes much longer for the car to reboot than promised.

On Apr 18, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Armed Forces Brewing company worker in front of beer silo and wall they built with cans

Military-themed brewery tries to raise investment capital by building massive beer can wall on the U.S.-Mexico border

It says the wall is about helping veterans, though.

On Apr 17, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger