Everything the Internet taught me about being 39 is a lie
I’m not that different than I was at 20. Or 13. Or 8.
Put your damn ‘Christmas Jammies’ away
Videos remove the holiday spirit from my mantle and add it onto my screen, and I hate it.
Voicemail etiquette for journalists: Just don’t
Why, in this era of multi-connectedness, are we constantly missing each other?
What I’m not thankful for on the Internet
From listicles to Throwback Thursday, there's a lot to hate on the Interent
Tired of Goldieblox girl power? Me too
Why does there have to be a great divide between drawing pretty pink princesses and building the Large Hadron Collider?
Life’s too short to waste on lame sex
Despite hooking up freely, women still enjoy sex more when they know the guy, according to a new study.
Don’t feed the giraffes on Facebook
If you don’t know the answer by now to the riddle that’s been spreading like the hantavirus, then… well… who cares?
Why I need a post-vacation buffer day
Vacation days should be all about suspending real life, so it kind of burns to waste a day preparing for the inevitable.
My Awesome Facebook Friend of the Day
It doesn’t really matter how I know my friends. What matters is how you know my friends.
Quit it with the viral job-quitting videos
Quitting like this is flat out rude. What happened to classy?
The Hater: In defense of high-end grocery stores
Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before. Why all those parodies are still kinda wrong.
The Hater’s guide to football
I don’t know if anything is more American than American football. That's part of the problem.
The Hater: Leave Miley alone
I know I’m beating the already flogged horse (or shall I say giraffe?), writing about our favorite silver-tongued devil pixie—but hear me out.
The Hater: Why should I care how many calories you burned?
We like our willfull ignorance. Why would we want an ugly device telling us otherwise?