The holidays are a great excuse to add a totally garish piece to your wardrobe. At this point, ugly Christmas sweaters are as traditional as Bing Crosby, Rankin Bass specials and chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Best of all, there are enough options here to satisfy even the pickiest holiday fashionistas. But please remember: they’re supposed to be that tacky.
1) For lazy Christmas lounge-a-bouts
Price on Amazon: $29.99
2) Even plumbers like to party
Price on Amazon: $49.99
3) The perfect sweater for tying one on (even has a bottle opener!)
Price on Amazon: $44.95
4) You’ll flip over this Bob’s Burgers sweater
Price on Amazon: $44.99
5) Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like fighting space unicorns
Price on Amazon: $49.95
6) Jolly you have become, the holiday spirit I sense in you
Price on Amazon: $39.99
7) Partying hard since zero A.D.
Price on Amazon: $39.95
8) A sweater so festive it does double the holiday duty
Price on Amazon: $49.99
9) Masculine. Magical. Mythical. Claus.
Price on Amazon: $29.95
10) Your second favorite dude in a red suit
Price on Amazon: $29.99
11) #ElfPride
Price on Amazon: $49.99
12) Ho, ho, ho, pew, pew, pew
Price on Amazon: $44.99
13) Only ’90s kids will get this awesome sweater
Price on Amazon: $32.99
14) Do you even gift, bro?
Price on Amazon: $65
15) Rick, Morty and a very tragic Santa Claus named Ruben
Price on Amazon: $49.99
16) Don we now our Sith apparel
Price on Amazon: $24.99
17) For all aspiring cat ladies
Price on Amazon: $29
18) It’s a sweater, it’s a drinking game: it’s both!
Price on Amazon: $54.95
19) Take my rupees!
Price on Amazon: $34.99
20) When you want to clear a room/scare children/lose your friends
Price on Amazon: $22.95
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