Marlon Ettinger writes about politics, crime, and culture.
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"Those Christmas photoshoots where the dad and sons are holding guns..."
"They didn't even put it in a bag for me."
"You have the rest of your life to make money. Pokopia is now."
"Laser focus? That's why she's always squinting?"
"Kinda want the devil wears prada popcorn purse…"
But nothing about lowering prices...