Susan LaMarca
Susan is a freelance writer following humanity one UGC at a time.
“Now I can hear everything”: People are horrified and fascinated to learn CVS will clean your ears for you
The internet demands to know everything about getting your ears cleaned at CVS.
On Dec 23, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
“The job market is disgustingly terrible”: Creator explains how “it’s easier to be internet famous” than to get a regular job in 2025
“This is a serious perspective on the job market.”
“We all know why”: Kim Kardashian becomes one of Fortnite’s most-used skins ever
The numbers don’t lie.
On Dec 22, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
“I immediately knew”: Woman walks out of date in under 2 minutes after realizing what he was trying to do
“Dating is a humiliation ritual.”
“A lot of men are dissociating…”: Man discovers in real-time that women relive emotions in memories while men don’t, sparking debate
Another conversation about gender differences in memory recall is going viral.
“That’s terrifying omg”: Woman spots AI “tells” in her Bumble date’s photos before meeting him
People are getting to know and planning dates with bots now.
On Dec 21, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
“Be careful this year”: Walmart shopper says a “glitch” in the system tried to upcharge her by $90
“I wonder how many people paid extra without realizing it.”
“Nothing prepared me”: Butter Baby pop-up lets guests spoon butter onto a yellow mascot
“Every day we get closer and closer to Blade Runner levels of consumerism.”
On Dec 20, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
Fans of “Survivor” can’t believe the 50th season includes cameos from MrBeast and Jimmy Fallon: “Thought it was a skit from a parody account”
“What fans voted to allow this cause it wasn’t me.”
On Dec 19, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
“Unfortunately this is impressive”: Man’s hardcore workout at Red Rocks ampitheatre stuns the internet
“I didn’t want to be impressed but here we are.”
“Tweeting this out is wild”: Bebe Rexha crowdsources her baby daddy search to X
The internet wishes it knew less about the fantasy father of Bebe Rexha’s hypothetical child.
On Dec 18, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
“Grandmama of destruction”: 92-year-old grandma wins Tekken tournament, proving gaming has no age limit
“Forget bingo and arts & crafts.”
“Me thinking it was sugar my whole life”: Woman warns about dangerous “rope spoilage” hiding in flour and baked goods
“Thanks now I have to rip everything in half before I eat it.”
Marshmallow nets are the latest food craze people are trying to recreate at home, but it’s harder than it looks
Marshmallow Christmas. It’s not as easy as it looks.
On Dec 17, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
Yes, Denny’s made sneakers with actual maple syrup inside them
If you love Denny’s syrup, you can get a pair of sneakers full of it.
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