Susan LaMarca
Susan is a freelance writer following humanity one UGC at a time.
“That’s terrifying omg”: Woman spots AI “tells” in her Bumble date’s photos before meeting him
People are getting to know and planning dates with bots now.
On Dec 21, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
“Be careful this year”: Walmart shopper says a “glitch” in the system tried to upcharge her by $90
“I wonder how many people paid extra without realizing it.”
“Nothing prepared me”: Butter Baby pop-up lets guests spoon butter onto a yellow mascot
“Every day we get closer and closer to Blade Runner levels of consumerism.”
On Dec 20, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
Fans of “Survivor” can’t believe the 50th season includes cameos from MrBeast and Jimmy Fallon: “Thought it was a skit from a parody account”
“What fans voted to allow this cause it wasn’t me.”
On Dec 19, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
“Unfortunately this is impressive”: Man’s hardcore workout at Red Rocks ampitheatre stuns the internet
“I didn’t want to be impressed but here we are.”
“Tweeting this out is wild”: Bebe Rexha crowdsources her baby daddy search to X
The internet wishes it knew less about the fantasy father of Bebe Rexha’s hypothetical child.
On Dec 18, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
“Grandmama of destruction”: 92-year-old grandma wins Tekken tournament, proving gaming has no age limit
“Forget bingo and arts & crafts.”
“Me thinking it was sugar my whole life”: Woman warns about dangerous “rope spoilage” hiding in flour and baked goods
“Thanks now I have to rip everything in half before I eat it.”
Marshmallow nets are the latest food craze people are trying to recreate at home, but it’s harder than it looks
Marshmallow Christmas. It’s not as easy as it looks.
On Dec 17, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
Yes, Denny’s made sneakers with actual maple syrup inside them
If you love Denny’s syrup, you can get a pair of sneakers full of it.
Is the “yellow font theory” an emotionally vulnerable expression online, or is it just fishing for likes?
“Stop telling everyone everything yellow font.”
On Dec 16, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
“After the Super Bowl, we returned it”: Customer insists Walmart is a “rental company” thanks to its easy returns
“Walmart returns guy here… bro I’ll take literally anything.”
On Dec 15, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
Women are “visiting the boy aquarium” to look for dates. What does it mean?
“Football = boy terrarium.”
On Dec 14, 2025 by Susan LaMarca
“NO is a complete sentence”: Solo traveler shuts down mom ranting about stranger who wouldn’t swap plane seats with her kid
“Your lack of preparedness does not constitute anyone else’s emergency.”
“Thanks for ruining my childhood”: Customer devastated to find Bugles don’t fit on his human fingers anymore
“At that point they might as well be chips.”
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