"The best case scenario for what they were teasing as far as actually giving us new Firefly content."

"She's only gotten better and better."

"Kinda want the devil wears prada popcorn purse…"

"Those Christmas photoshoots where the dad and sons are holding guns..."

"Laser focus? That's why she's always squinting?"

"Capitalizing on Epstein victims is the lowest of the low."

"The internet needs a place where we can trust the content and the people behind it."

“My husband’s gonna shoot him.”

TikTok out here saving lives.

"Why is everyone so eager to tell women to just take unwanted attention?"

"And I'm not lying to you when I say it instantly went from, 'Yes, I'm American,' to, 'Well, who'd you vote for?'" 

"Business owners are gathering their employees, forming circles, and jokingly praying for… better sales and higher bonuses?"

"Gender affirming eyebrow enlargement."

"Does anyone have an update on Donna Kelce’s house situation, I’ve been worried about her doors and windows all weekend."

"@grok what is the success rate of bars that Jon Taffer worked on?"

"With a broken Blue Bomber heart..."

"These people are so stupid," wrote Baker. "I almost feel bad taking advantage of them."

"We’re raising prices to help pay the bills," Epic Games said.

They're all taking a trip down memory lane.

According to the story, Rubio's cousins once called him "Rubiorejo."