"Not a well-researched question was said that night."

Here's a thing no one asked for.

"I *desperately* want to know what went on behind the scenes."

"Thanksgiving must be so awkward at the Kennedy compound."

"This almost doesn’t feel like a parody."

"I need the Donald Trump 'I did that' stickers on every single gas station pump stat."

The influencer caused turmoil online when he explained why Gengar is "the perfect Pokémon."

"I'm surprised you're not unresponsive."

"I endorse Fonda and her efforts to block this rotten merger."

"I can’t believe the Conan bit worked."

Celebrities, they're just like us... messy!

The response comes after months-long speculation over a blind item stating an unnamed A-list actor is romantically involved with his AI.

"You have the rest of your life to make money. Pokopia is now."

"Business owners are gathering their employees, forming circles, and jokingly praying for… better sales and higher bonuses?"

"Gender affirming eyebrow enlargement."

During Mercury Retrograde, no less.

"Whatever that is, I need one."

The app is available in the US and Brazil.

TikTok out here saving lives.

“Is it Pet Smart or Pet’s Mart?”

"We’re raising prices to help pay the bills," Epic Games said.