Winter is coming in the ‘Game of Thrones’ porn parody sequel

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If you think Game of Thrones is risque, just wait until you see Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywherethe porn parody that absolutely no one asked for. (Ok, some of you actually asked.)

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This isn’t the first Pornhub original to mock one of the most-watched television series to date. Way back in 2013, Pornhub released its very first Game of Thrones porn parody, also titled Game of Bones. The only difference here is that the sequel is way dirtier. Like way dirtier. We’re talking hardcore dragon sex, people disguised as dildos (yeah IDK, either), white walker masturbation, and royal penetration. And of course, it wouldn’t be Game of Thrones without step-siblings banging. But hey, at least they’re not direct relatives, making this LESS controversial than the original HBO series. 

The product of yet another Woodrocket/Pornhub collaboration, Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere was written by Lee Roy Rogers and Seth’s Beard and directed by Holly G. Myers. This particular spoof stars Kiara Cole, Charlotte Sartre, Gabriella Paltrova, Donnie Rock, Lance Hart, AJ, and Seth’s Beard. It’s available to stream for free via Pornhub, but if you want a little more behind-the-scenes action (20 exxxtra minutes to be exact) you’ll need an upgraded Pornhub Premium membership (which you can try for free for a week, more on that below). So if you’re looking for something to satiate your need for sexy dragons, may we suggest heading over to Pornhub?

For an SFW preview of what Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere has to offer, watch the video below. Otherwise, grab some wine, a few of your favorite toys and go on and play with your own royal bits. 

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Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale specializes in NSFW culture, audio gear, and photography. A former editorial and photo director for Spoon University at SUNY New Paltz, her work has been featured in the Rockwell Center for American Visual Studies, Post-Trash, the New Paltz Oracle, and the Legislative Gazette.