Melody Heald
Melody Heald is a culture writer. Her work can be found in Glitter Magazine, BUST Magazine, and more.
'I don’t feel like I’m asking for too much here.'
On Apr 24, 2024 by Melody Heald
'They know the deal with them Nissans.'
'Wow learned something new today.'
On Apr 23, 2024 by Melody Heald
'Tell me you don’t understand how measurements work.'
'My Dollar General's self-checkout has been conveniently ‘broken’ for about a year.'
On Apr 22, 2024 by Melody Heald
'Malicious compliance at its finest.'
'I wish I got that mileage bro.'
'This is something that a brand would post for April Fools.'
On Apr 18, 2024 by Melody Heald
'Please be careful.'
On Apr 17, 2024 by Melody Heald
'Listed myself for first class.'
On Apr 16, 2024 by Melody Heald
'Let me show you how dumb Walmart pick-up is.'
On Apr 15, 2024 by Melody Heald
'You got a 10-cent raise if you skated.'
On Apr 14, 2024 by Melody Heald
'It’s a nice little cheap side, and it’s pretty good.'
On Apr 11, 2024 by Melody Heald
'Every 4Runner in those pictures will still be on the road in 2045!'
'Lucky for you.'
On Apr 10, 2024 by Melody Heald