Melody Heald
Melody Heald is a culture writer. Her work can be found in Glitter Magazine, BUST Magazine, and more.
‘THIS IS MY OPINION OKAY RELAX!’
On Jun 14, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘Welcome to the service industry.’
On Jun 13, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘Please, throw out your Starbucks cups.’
‘How dare Toyota still use gas caps.’
On Jun 12, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘As the server, how does that make you feel?’
On Jun 11, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘You’ve taught me so much and saved me so much money.’
‘You will notice a difference while driving at night.’
On Jun 10, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘Why would you spend the extra money?’
On Jun 8, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘I stopped drinking at the airport.’
On Jun 6, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘This is our humble abode.’
‘I’m literally on my way to McDonald’s.’
On Jun 5, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘Keep your suitcase in the bathtub.’
‘Even one glass of red wine at dinner is carcinogenic.’
‘Are plane squatters a thing?’
On Jun 3, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘Minute maid you have 12 hours to respond.’