Relationships are all about communication, caring, loving, and, of course, jealousy. Soooo much jealousy. Especially if your bae has a friend who’s much more attractive than you are.
In that case, you only have two options: Accuse them of cheating in an uncontrolled rage, or passive-aggressively post something to the internet to help you work through your confusing man-feelings.
There’s even a new meme just for you, so you can share your pain with your fellow cucks. It takes varying forms, but it’s essentially “You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about”—and if you’re jealous and insecure, it’s just the theme you were looking for.
https://twitter.com/MarioPalush/status/697119665454235649
The first known example of the tweet is from way back in October.
https://twitter.com/AmBlujay/status/658213307539673088
But for some reason it only recently started trending on Twitter. Which, of course, meant it was ripe for parody.
https://twitter.com/HndrixLamar/status/762188871270445056
https://twitter.com/Prince_Lonniee/status/761706859988254720
https://twitter.com/Savage_Andress/status/712149801098289152
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/3SUdo0uZnm
— leon (@leyawn) August 8, 2016
You vs. the girl he tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/7olrTvN8AM
— Katra (@KatraHigher) August 8, 2016
ewe vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/Hj1SDgTe9E
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) August 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/lanyardigan/status/762711178766352384
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/C3FVjJfUBS
— bran (@branflakeassMAN) August 7, 2016
https://twitter.com/Choplogik/status/762716356722565120
you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/UWN6a9qxks
— 2 Skyler 2 Sandven (@SkylerSandven) August 8, 2016
you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/OxBaaw5N86
— Clare (@clare__4019) August 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/JonathanMurden/status/762769703668506625
https://twitter.com/MattchuPicchu95/status/762769424122339329
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/fVLg91tm5t
— We live in a society (@mox2030) August 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/JTM21497/status/762769149005275136
https://twitter.com/venturextweets/status/762768667549380608
If you really are worried about your lady and some other dude, maybe the best thing to do is invite them both out for brunch and get to the bottom of things. Chances are you’re just paranoid, and if not, well, at least there’ll be mimosas.
