Important Vine video reveals the dangers of kicking too much

BTW

At this time, information is still spotty, but it appears that a young man named Zach has kicked too much. Zach’s friends tried to warn him, naturally, that he was doing too much kicking. But would Zach listen? 

No, he would not. Come on, Zach.

What the hell happened here? Probably not what the edited narrative suggests. Most likely some guys were in possession of raw footage that showed another dude surrendering to police with their guns drawn. Then they put “Zach” in similar clothes and shot video of him randomly kicking the air in and around the same location. And voilà, it now looks as if Zach was arrested for kicking too much.

Or maybe that’s exactly what happened? We’d ask Zach himself, but rumor is he’s off kicking somewhere.

Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'