Presented without commentary, with love to Tim Herrera.
19) Media Twitter
This Is A Tweet About A BuzzFeed Story About Other BuzzFeed Stories About A Valleywag Post By Sam Biddle About A Racist Tweet
— Brendan O’Connor (@_grendan) December 22, 2013
18) One Direction Twitter
17) Subtweet Twitter
Sometimes I think my family is fucked up, and then someone tweets something and I think nah we’re good.
— Erin Not the Niners (@erinscafe) January 13, 2014
seamless is over hyped and they never tweet me
— meow meow meow (@SubtweetCat) January 13, 2014
Ironic that I am a judge for the Truman Capote award when Capote in a druggy interview said he hated me & that I should be executed. LOL.
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) October 14, 2013
When Joyce Carol Oates subtweets, she brings the fire.
— azadag (@azadag) June 12, 2013
16) Politics Twitter
The real #Scandal tonight is → 1.3mill Americans will be left in the cold if Congress fails act https://t.co/XGnmbPOwGP #RenewUI
— Sandy Levin (@repsandylevin) December 20, 2013
15) [Tie] Snarky Twitter/Earnest Twitter
the true meaning of christmas https://t.co/T8awChFXHp
— matt (@mattbuchanan) December 25, 2013
I want to be serious for a minute at the end of 2013. Yolo sounds dumb but it’s actually real. Make sure you’re yoloing well
— Laura June (@laura_june) January 1, 2014
GUYS. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. WEST VILLAGE @IHOP IS CLOSING. https://t.co/VsDaxCYrAe
— Tim (@TimHerrera) January 14, 2014
13) Weird Twitter
Time to do several fucking perfect wolf howls at the nascar men
— wint (@dril) December 30, 2013
12) Animal Twitter
v good, v rare wolf here RT @lincolnparkzoo: Red wolf Rozene poses in the snow in this photo by Keeper Cassy Kutilek. pic.twitter.com/S9qcZPBuwN
— Tu BiSh’vat Nosowitz (@dannosowitz) January 14, 2014
11) Hair Twitter
@jessicakroy are your #curls on point for tonight? thinking of re-curling before I leave
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) December 16, 2013
10) Food Twitter
I’m scared for the day when all food groups have been ranked! RT @rachelysanders: The Definitive Ranking Of Chips https://t.co/HoxrRofQHI
— joe satran (@joe_satran) January 15, 2014
9) Awards Show Twitter
My brain https://t.co/lHT5grwNpG
— Jordan Cohen (@jorcohen) January 13, 2014
8) Sports Twitter
#LeBroning 2 rings https://t.co/fQv6PFZYdE
— Michael Calcaterra (@lilCALC) January 13, 2014
7) TV Twitter
6) Feminist Twitter
Hey guys, wanna see old dudes debate whether women should be able to spend their own money on abortion? https://t.co/OeAr5u5j8A
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) January 15, 2014
5) Black Twitter
#blacktwitter watching them open that best picture envelope on the #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/ltWXOA4vSs
— Raymond Jackson (@ray_jackson_) January 13, 2014
4) Black Feminist Twitter
I mean, this is truth: RT @dreamhampton I’mma let you finish, but Black Women basically run Twitter #SmartBlackWomenofTwitter
— BridgetMarieInDC (@BridgetMarie) August 27, 2013
3) Selfie Twitter
PB&J Sandwich Selfie #SelfieOlympics pic.twitter.com/FLjmKPxFdm
— The Selfie Olympics (@SelfieOlympics) January 13, 2014
2) Weather Twitter
The penguin makes a great addition to @JaniceHuff4ny‘s weather hit pic.twitter.com/wwawI6IFIl
— Ethan Klapper (@ethanklapper) January 7, 2014
1) Dad Twitter
My son has arrived! Thank you Lord and may He help me be the best dad I can be!! pic.twitter.com/cMAIfPZWxb
— Jason Elam (@Jason_Elam) January 15, 2014
@evcon @cwarzel Dad twitter is all around you
— Rusty Foster (@rustyk5) October 24, 2013
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