Posted on Feb 2, 2015 Updated on May 29, 2021, 3:34 pm CDT
Only half of this year’s Super Bowl commercials included hashtags, a surprise decrease from 57 percent in 2014. Don’t fret, though: Advertisers in search of social media buzz still dropped 25 forgettable catchphrases in a vain attempt to start a conversation about their brands.
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As with those profound Tumblr email subject lines, there was only one suitable course of action here: assemble the lot into a poem.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'