A too-strange-to-be-true-but-actually-true story began circulating on Twitter on Monday.
Follow your roommate on Twitter pic.twitter.com/oFzx4JuwMU
— Nate Z (@NathanZed) August 22, 2016
We’ve all had those moments where we thought a roommate might just break our sanity. So many wondered if the tweet was a joke.
@NathanZed is that real?
— BOSSMAN DON ♌️ (@Bossman_Don) August 22, 2016
But as it turns out, it’s very real.
Here’s the original tweet.
And the news report.
UPDATE: Gilbert PD say 21 YO Zachary Penton admitted to killing his roommate yesterday.https://t.co/OOvx7gIid2 pic.twitter.com/OUaGRv0dFP
— ABC15 Arizona (@abc15) August 22, 2016
For those of you worried about your own roommates’ murderous tendencies, here’s what we know about the confessed killer.
He hates those Arthur memes.
Loves guns.
He really loves guns.
He also blames abortions for the most “deaths” in the country. That’s right, SJWs have got it all backwards.
It also appears he was unlucky in love
Like, not lucky at all.
It’s hard to say why.
But we have a hunch it might be because he talked about picking up women like he’s picking up a copy of the new Frank Ocean album?
Alas, beneath all the hate, he seems to also be human. I mean, he really loves Frank Ocean.
And, as he put it, people tweet some dumb shit.
Well, we can’t argue with that.