Magicians often use our own attention spans against us when performing sleight of hand. Show us one thing, and while we are focused on that, sneak something else more important by in plain sight.
Apparently, the Donald Trump administration used the same tactic on inauguration day. Because while we were all focused on Kellyanne Conway’s outfit, an even more absurd fashion disaster walked right in front of us.
https://twitter.com/stoneonstyle/status/823676971389427713
SOMEHOW NO ONE NOTICED THAT!
That’s Trump’s self-styled adviser/confidante Roger Stone, who left the campaign in August, cosplaying a robber baron. Stone appeared to remain involved with Trump after his departure, declaring the president’s opponent finished in advance of the Wikileaks dump that rocked Hillary Clinton’s campaign.
One way or another, he went to the inauguration. And his outfit was ignored. But it did not stay in the shadows forever, for @spookperson found it, and began roasting it with such savagery that the president may be forced to intervene.
my dude looks like the babadook https://t.co/9d0C79q9Om
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
And while that is perfect, she did not stop there.
my man looks like the villain in kid's movie that stars a talking car
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my guy looks like he drives a cartoon donkey cart with a cage full of missing children on the back
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my boy looks like willy wonka if it took place during the industrial revolution and all the kids just straight up died
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my dude looks like a tax collector from a candy themed board game
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
I should stop it's good to see rockefeller's corpse out on the town again
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my man had to skip the inaug to tie that bellboy to some train tracks for her father's fortune
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my guy looks like a czarist mr. peanut
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my man looks like he wears this exact outfit during sex
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
the pamphlet in my man's hand is about how the black lung builds character in children
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
we're sorry to report that my guy is back in the hospital after his incredibly long balls got tangled in the wheels of his velocipede
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my man looks like he crawled out of a haunted who framed roger rabbit vhs
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
This mockery goes on for SEVENTY more tweets, and guess what? Every single one of them is a gem.
You might not believe me, but it’s true.
my guy, pictured here in the same outfit he wore when he invented pollution
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
Start at the top and give the whole thing a read here.