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Questions I have about these people making out with a lizard

Uh, what?

 

Eve Peyser

Internet Culture

Posted on Aug 6, 2015   Updated on May 28, 2021, 5:18 am CDT

So, about this video:

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Why? 

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How?

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Where?

Who is the target demographic?

Could there be a “climax” to the action here? What happens then?

How much were these women compensated?

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Did the woman on the right luck out, or did she get the worst spot?

Is the lizard a good kisser? He/she/they seem better than I’d expect! 

Texturally, what does the lizard’s tongue feel like? 

According to whatdolizardseat.info, lizards eat caterpillars, snails, spiders, flies, and crickets. Ew! (Ew?)

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Does the lizard’s tongue taste like bugs? 

What do bugs even taste like? 

Is there a possibility that the lizard is enjoying him/herself? 

What do you think is going through the lizard’s head right now?

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Are lizards capable of complex thought? Will we ever know?

Is this abuse? Lizard, do you need help? 

Am I asking too many questions about the lizard? Not enough?

… What now?

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*First Published: Aug 6, 2015, 5:08 pm CDT
 

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