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The Kim Kardashian app has crashed and everyone’s freaking out

Clearly, we all decided to stay in and play Kim Kardashian: Hollywood tonight. Or at least, that was the plan. 

 

Molly McHugh

Internet Culture

Posted on Jul 18, 2014   Updated on May 30, 2021, 10:33 pm CDT

Well, well, well. It’s Friday night. What are you doing? Getting tapas with coworkers? Going on a first date? Reluctantly seeing a friend’s improv group? 

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Or did you decide to lie, skip everything you were invited to and stay home to play Kim Kardashian: Hollywood?

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You and me both, sister, but unfortunately the app that has captured our hearts and minds has crashed, leaving (virtual) celebrity hopefuls staring at their push notifications in anguish. 

#Fixthekardashiangame is trending on Twitter, where hoards of users are tweeting their pain. 

BUT YOU WON’T LET ME #fixthekardashiangame pic.twitter.com/53UOsDlfeB

— Calvin (@aurosan) July 19, 2014

wow I mean I’m obsessed with the game but this girl takes it to a whole new level 😂😭 #fixthekardashiangame pic.twitter.com/wfhqt9v2nv

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#fixthekardashiangame SERIOUSLY THERE IS DOUBLE POINTS FROM PHOTO SHOOTS THIS WEEKEND I NEED TO BUY A BEACH HOUSE AND I CANT GET ON

— Luke Hemmings (@humpschapel) July 19, 2014

I’m literally just panicking bc I don’t want to fail my photoshoots 😩 #fixthekardashiangame

— Sara || tilly-oakley (@smhojo) July 19, 2014

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#fixthekardashiangame @KimKardashian I GAVE YOU A FREE DRESS AND YOU MADE ME FAMOUS I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT HOW U JUST GON DO ME LIKE THIS

— ॐ pizza ॐ (@niallwhxregui) July 19, 2014

There have been calls for more K stars as compensation for the outage…

They better be giving us free money/energy/Kim k stars once the game is fixed or else I’m suing #fixthekardashiangame

— • corn • (@NXRRYJUANA) July 19, 2014

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… as well as some valid theories as to why the app is inaccessible. 

#fixthekardashiangame i think we all know whos behind this pic.twitter.com/9yjH9DDF5o

— (@ash182s) July 19, 2014

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The real tragedy here is that your plans to play a little TGIF drunk Kim Kardashian: Hollywood have been thwarted. There’s always next week. Or tomorrow.

Kim, care to weigh in on this?


As you should!

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Photo via Eva Rinaldi Celebrity and Live Music Photographer/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)

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*First Published: Jul 18, 2014, 11:03 pm CDT
 

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