“In 2008,” wrote redditor johncessna, “my mom instructed me to ‘sober up’ and send my own Christmas cards to family and friends.”
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He may since have followed the letter of her command, but surely not the spirit. For the Christmas cards he has concocted these past eight years—whose appearance has become an annual custom for Reddit—take us on a terrifying journey from drunken apathy to murder, human sacrifice, and, this holiday season, a deeply NSFW Frosty the Snowman joke.
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You’ve been warned:
And for those who say he’s finally gone too far, johncessna has a chilling promise: “This isn’t even my final form.”
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