The list of things I am “all about” is pretty short: Basically, it begins and ends with this awesome crab who stole some dude’s cigar.
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Props to these people for trying to reason with the crafty crustacean rather than dump it in a pot of boiling water, but it would have been pretty awkward explaining to firefighters how their house burned down in an arson perpetrated by a vengeful sea creature.
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What’s this crab even celebrating, anyway? Having a whole bunch of legs? Yeah, OK, that’s legit.
Photo via Rushen/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0)