Many nights involving delicious, horrible, disastrously-drinkable Fireball Whiskey, you might feel like walking through a wall. It’s the predictable reaction, and it’s good to make sure you surround yourself with people who will recognize the precise moment when that hot-tamale spirit hits your frontal lobe. Friends don’t let friends destroy their bodies.
However, there is an exception to that rule. If you happen to be a construction worker tearing down a house, you should absolutely let your imaginary Fireball superpowers give vent to your destructive id.
For real, though. Who doesn’t want to part of a demolition squad? I don’t think there’s a job on earth that looks more fun. The Kool-Aid Man jokes are obvious, but it’s also the only time on planet earth where you can just drink and break shit while not getting arrested. I’m so jealous.H/T BroBible | Screengrab via Tyson Coughlan/YouTube