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If Netflix’s Polar wasn’t so sexist, it would be amusing, trashy fun. Directed by Jonas Åkerlund (best known for making music videos like Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” and “Telephone”), its candy-colored aesthetic feels like Quentin Tarantino by way of Katy Perry. It’s adapted from a 2012 webcomic, but the comparisons to John Wick are obvious, introducing a cartoonish world of elaborately costumed assassins.
DIRECTOR: Jonas Åkerlund
Starring Mads Mikkelsen as an aging hitman, this stylish thriller is packed with gratuitous sex and violence.
Mads Mikkelsen stars as Duncan “Black Kaiser” Visla, an aging hitman. He gives an intense and engaging performance, although that goes without saying. Mikkelsen is consistently brilliant in everything; it’s his taste that’s the problem. For every gem like Hannibal or Arctic (his other new film this year, a nail-biting survival thriller) he’ll make a dubious choice like Clash of the Titans. This time around, Mikkelsen apparently felt the need to produce and star in a misogynistic action movie featuring gratuitous sex scenes with women half his age.
Written by Jayson Rothwell, the plot is ostentatiously silly. The Black Kaiser just wants to retire in peace with his criminal pension (an oddly paltry $8 million), but his former boss (British comedy star Matt Lucas) is having financial difficulties, so he sends a team of assassins to kill Duncan and get the money back.
Dressed like members of Kesha’s entourage, these assassins are a puzzling combination of horny and incompetent. It’s not hard to see why their business is on the skids, although Katheryn Winnick has a fun role as the villain’s catty second-in-command. The action sequences range from brutally violent to inexplicably stupid (why are the bad guys so bad at their jobs?), including one of Mikkelsen’s signature moves: murdering people while partially naked and smeared with blood.
Polar feels like two separate movies stitched together. While the evil assassins go around slaughtering random civilians or shaking their butts for the camera, the Black Kaiser moves to a small town and befriends a nervous local woman called Camille (Vanessa Hudgens). We know he’ll end up protecting her from something, because it’s that kind of movie. While the female villains dress like Sin City characters, Camille is vulnerable and wears modest cold-weather gear.
Mikkelsen’s half of the film is a stylish, monochrome story with a morbid sense of humor, as the Black Kaiser tries and fails to settle into quiet retirement. I’d happily watch just that storyline, but as soon as the film cuts back to his enemies, it becomes too gratuitously crass to overlook. Overshadowed by fatphobia, exploitative use of women’s bodies, and an unnecessarily extensive torture sequence, the good points just aren’t enough to balance things out.
Polar arrives on Netflix on Jan. 25.
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Gavia Baker-Whitelaw is a staff writer at the Daily Dot, covering geek culture and fandom. Specializing in sci-fi movies and superheroes, she also appears as a film and TV critic on BBC radio. Elsewhere, she co-hosts the pop culture podcast Overinvested. Follow her on Twitter: @Hello_Tailor