Kris Seavers

"This is about as accurate as Phrenology."

"You're just jealous of what I have and you don't."

"Is this legit science or more wellness theater?"

"Never thought I’d say this, but I think fewer people should read books."

"He was just smiling and having a GOOD OL TIME!"

"No way they could’ve scripted a funnier shutdown for Olaf."