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They shouldn’t just be banned from museums. They should be banned everywhere.
For every noxious fad, there will be a defender, and the selfie stick is no exception. Arm yourself against the inevitable.
1) The end of spontaneous interactions
2) “Come steal from me!”
As travelers nearly anywhere will attest, advertising that you’re a tourist is typically a bad idea. Tourists make easy prey for pickpockets and thieves, not to mention the occasional con artist; the smart traveler works to blend in with the crowd, even in regions where it’s hard not to stand out. A white person on the train in China can pass for an ex-pat, but the minute a selfie stick comes out, the illusion is ruined, and the tourist is flagged as an easy mark.
Ditching a selfie stick is smart in the interests of travel safety, and lots of people use them while traveling or at crowded festivals. If someone’s engrossed in snapping a picture, chances are high that a purse or bag isn’t being well-guarded. Unless the thief accidentally photobombs, it’ll be difficult if not impossible to retrieve the lost item.
3) Self awareness, party of no one
Festivals, urban streets, museums, cultural heritage sites, and major tourist attractions all have one thing in common: crowds. It’s one reason why selfie sticks are so annoying, because people who are focusing on snapping their own photos usually aren’t very aware of their relationship to the space or people around them. That means they’re banging into people, blocking traffic, or going against the flow of the crowd, which is annoying and sometimes actively dangerous.
Particularly in locations where congestion is a serious issue (try going to Harajuku on a Sunday afternoon), people who disrupt the flow are highly undesirable. “Stopping to position for a selfie,” Molly Shilo notes at the New York Observer, “can…lead to congestion in already crowded museums.” Those waving selfie sticks above the crowd aren’t just advertising their douche factor. They’re also warning their fellow humans that they won’t pay attention to where they are and what they’re doing.
4) Turning trips from memories into photographs
One advantage to digital photography is that it’s possible to bring hundreds or even thousands of photographs back from a trip, but it’s also a disadvantage. These images are rarely consulted or sorted through, although sometimes people pull out a handful for an agonizing slideshow to inflict upon their friends.
What people really end up with is a massive chunk of wasted hard drive space and uncertain memories of where they were, because they were so busy taking pictures. Sites seen and meals eaten fall into a blur, with the strongest memory involving the camera, not the actual experience. Putting down the selfie stick and the camera allows people to authentically experience a place. Get wild and dance at a concert. Take in the gardens at a Shinto temple. Meander through a night market.
Don’t let the camera become a barrier.
5) Mind the flash
Many photographers, particularly amateur photographers, aren’t careful with their flash settings. Abuse of the flash doesn’t just result in washed out, dull images; it’s also very disruptive to everyone around the photographer. Whether you’re in a crowd that doesn’t want to be temporarily night-blinded by the bright light of your camera, a room with animals who don’t want to be disturbed, or an art gallery where the flash could actually damage the art, your photo isn’t appreciated.
For those who hold cameras, it’s easier to remember to double check flash settings before clicking the shutter. When the camera is at arm’s length or more, people don’t realize the flash is on until they’re already blinking and seeing stars. By then, they’ve detracted from the experiences of others—and they might also be facing an expulsion from the venue, depending on where they are.
6) Danger, Will Robinson!
The National Gallery of Art recently banned selfie sticks for an intriguing reason: health and safety. In addition to being worried that visitors might disrupt the viewing experiences of other art lovers or damage the art, gallery officials were concerned that people might stumble and fall down stairs, across railings, and into exhibits. Lack of self awareness in this case could be injurious or even deadly, and even worse, it might break priceless art objects.
Stick holders aren’t the only ones at risk. At Gizmodo, Maddie Stone writes: “Your perfectly-angled selfies may convince the world you’re having the time of your life, but I doubt the same could be said for the kid you end up clocking in the face.” Selfie sticks, it turns out, are more of a hazard than you thought.
7) Stop blocking the view
Ah, a sweeping, majestic view of the Grand Canyon on a clear day, allowing you to see the wealth of one of the world’s most amazing natural wond—wait, now there’s a stick with a cellphone attached to it swimming across your vision. One reason why people hate selfie sticks so much is the obvious one: They get in the way. Whether people are looking at art, visiting historic sites, or trying to enjoy a concert, they don’t want a giant camera between them and the attraction they’re trying to enjoy.
This fundamental concern with selfie sticks may be one of the most compelling, because it comes down to common courtesy. The fact that venues need to specifically require visitors to observe common courtesy is a telling testimony to the state of a self-involved society in which people are encouraged to think primarily for themselves, not in the best interest of others.
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s.e. smith is a Northern California-based journalist and writer focusing on social justice issues. smith's work has appeared in publications like Esquire, the Guardian, Rolling Stone, In These Times, Bitch Magazine, and Pacific Standard.