YOLO: Why isn’t Justin Bieber our new president?

Have you heard dubstep? Read the #imagine tag on Twitter? Seen the Tumblr of a person under the age of 15? Each week in YOLO, Millennial Analyst Lindsey Weber* picks a new teen trend she doesn’t quite understand and attempts to unpack it before your very eyes.

 

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Posted on Nov 28, 2012   Updated on Jun 2, 2021, 6:31 am CDT

 

 

Have you heard dubstep? Read the #imagine tag on Twitter? Seen the Tumblr of a person under the age of 15? Each week in YOLO, Millennial Analyst Lindsey Weber* picks a new teen trend she doesn’t quite understand and attempts to unpack it before your very eyes.

I’m a few weeks late here, but I’m demanding a recount. It seems as if the most important demographic just wasn’t heard. Your cruel 18+ laws don’t take into account the future of our youngs, and since they are the future, they deserve a voice! Recount or not, I believe I can do my own scientifically accurate vote count with by just using Twitter. I am practically The Disney Channel’s Nate Silver.

Votes for Bieber’s Presidency surpass any fixed law:

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Voting booths also be damned!

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They’re even standing strong up against the current administration:

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Well, if Bieber’s already successfully running Canada then why not?

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And his social media is superior to Obama’s…

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Meanwhile, some of these teens (and Donald Trump fans?) aren’t even sure where Obama is from.

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Even grandma said she’d write in Bieber:

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And think of all of the money Bieb could spend on public works!

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It’s just totally unfair.

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Vote Bieber!

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*Not an actual title.

 

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*First Published: Nov 28, 2012, 3:49 pm CST