Posted on Feb 14, 2012 Updated on Jun 2, 2021, 9:25 pm CDT
Valentine’s Day is a time when we honor the ones we love with flowers, candy, and consumerism. But it’s also a verbal playground for cynics and sickos—another golden opportunity to take to Twitter to tell jokes. Here are some of the least charming, least cuddly things the Twitterverse had to say about this made-up holiday of love.
David Holmes is a technology and politics reporter. His work has appeared in Fast Company, the Guardian, the Daily Beast, and Stereogum. In 2011, he wrote the acclaimed "The Fracking Song (My Water's on Fire Tonight) based on ProPublica's investigation on hydraulic fractured gas drilling.