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Here’s Arnold Schwarzenegger farting for 4 minutes straight
This is far funnier than it has any right to be.
If you’re a fan of both the ludicrous action films of Arnold Schwarzenegger and unapologetic potty humor, then today should feel like Christmas: YouTube’s DistractotronChannel just delivered a four-minute reel of the ex-governor’s finest onscreen moments—masterfully mixing fart sound effects into each one. Not impressed? You will be.
Yes, between Ah-nold’s strained faces and clunky line deliveries, not to mention the bemused reactions of his many co-stars (Carl Weathers in Predator is especially but justifiably alarmed), this montage proves that a sophomoric joke done well can get the better of anyone.
I think we all now have a pretty good idea what The Expendables 3 is about.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'