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Guess who just graduated from obedient school? 

Sammy, a golden retriever from Bethesda, MD, has a lot to celebrate: he just graduated from obedience school summa cum laude with a degree in Car Chasing and a minor in Barking.  With a perfect 4.0 grade point average, Sammy aced all his exams, including scoring a school record on his Advanced Fetch final.

According to friends, the pup painted the town red last night in celebration, hitting all his favorite night spots and dropping two bills on champagne.  

“Oh he’s earned it,” said friend Kerri Maxwell.  ”We’re all very proud.”

Via deepgreen0627

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