Dear Drake,
Just last week, I wrote a letter to you expressing my interest in courtship. Well, it’s come to my attention that you’ve reportedly been sending some pretty thirsty direct Instagram messages to porn star Mia Khalifa. I’d like to officially rescind my offer.
It’s not that I have a problem with you reaching out to Ms. Khalifa: She’s a beautiful and successful woman who is the number one ranked porn star on Pornhub. It’s the manner in which you did it.
I just want to leave you with a word of advice: You shouldn’t have to make women like you based on the way you look. That’s what your talent, fame, and money are for.
Never yours,
Marisa
H/T Defamer | Photo via JadeDempsey/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)