I say, “Bitch I’m a cow,” you say, “Mooo!”
Doja Cat has just released the song of the summer, fall, winter, and spring. With iconic lyrics such as “Old MacDonald had a farm / I give him a titty tryna keep him calm,” and a music video that features anime titties, pixelated green screen hamburgers, and the latest in farm hoe fashion, “Mooo!” is truly a work of art.
Drawing samples from Wu-Tang Clan’s “C.R.E.A.M.,” Kelis’ “Milkshake,” Ludacris’ “Move Bitch,” and “Old Macdonald had a Farm,” Doja Cat has created the perfect song for the meme age. You won’t be able to go anywhere on Twitter without seeing “Bitch I’m a cow” plastered all over your timeline.
me: *doing absolutely anything*
my mind: ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ɪᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴡ. BITCH IM A COW. ᶦ ᵃᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵗ, i dont say meow. 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐰, bitch im a cow. ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ ᶦᵐ ᵃ ᶜᵒʷ, Bitch I'm A Cow. ɢᴏ ᴍᴏᴏOᴏᴏᴏᵒᵒᵒ……ᴍᴏᴏOᴏᴏᴏᵒᵒᵒ
— lynn (@twiceix) August 15, 2018
"bitch i'm a cow." a battle cry which signifies the modern feminists' agonising attempts to penetrate the patriarchal, and overly saturated dairy and livestock industry.
— pH balenciaga (@brandnewcorolla) August 14, 2018
When Dojacat said "Bitch I'm a cow!", she was using the cow as an allegory for how chattel slavery & capitalism has historically exploited Black women's labor in various industries, in this essay I will-
— Ramona Flowers 💐🌻🌸 (@mantiswins) August 14, 2018
“The only reason I made this song is because I bought this cow print outfit as a costume for my upcoming tour,” she told Complex. “I cheated and wore it in bed while starting to make a new song on Insta-Live. It inspired everything.”
me: feels even the slightest hint of sadness.
hey alexa, play bitch I’m a cow
— Dad (@yehme2) August 15, 2018
y'all really gotta learn the difference between opinion and fact.
opinion: i prefer apple juice over orange juice
fact: bitch i’m a cow bitch i’m a cow
— can ♡ sulli (@cantheorbit) August 15, 2018
Doja Cat created the song in six hours and ended up making the music video in five using her bedroom and old green bedding sheets.
Fans begged for the full release of the track after Doja Cat released a snippet of the music video Aug. 7.
doja after she finished writing mooo! pic.twitter.com/05o0wpvXMU
— gwen stefani stan news & updates (@buzzcutfilm) August 13, 2018
Fellow “Mooo!” lovers won’t have to wait long to hear the legen-dairy song in person. Doja Cat will perform the track on her upcoming tour in September for her album, “Amala.”