Daily Fluff: Area cat finds shortcut to six-pack abs

According to multiple reports, a local cat has found a way to skip the gym and still maintain abs of steel.  

“Basically, he found an old shopping bag that has a picture of this really buff guy on the front, and he sits in it.  All day. Without moving,” said Laney Withers, who lives next door to the cat.  ”It’s really not a very good trick, and no one is buying it.”

The cat could not be reached for comment.

Via mocas.