In Wednesday’s most important news, a sassy zebra in a South African national park showed his true stripes by ruthlessly judo-kicking a baby warthog in the head. The warthog instantly tipped over, giving the zebra ultimate satisfaction.
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The warthog’s mother hustled over soon after, scaring the shit out of the poor baby warthog once again. It’s almost as if she’s saying, “DIDN’T I TELL YOU NOT TO MESS WITH DAMN ZEBRAS?!”
The message? Don’t fuck with zebras. Ever.
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