Turn on any kind of WWE or Total Nonstop Action wrestling telecast, and you’ll see men who are the strongest of the strong lift their 300-pound colleagues straight over their heads. Or they’ll perform amazing acrobatics by flipping themselves across and above the ring. Or they’ll use in-ring psychology to take a crowd to the edge of sanity before finishing the match in a blaze of glory.
Or they’ll use their super-strong penises to flip their opponents from their feet onto their backs.
Wait, there’s only one dude who can do that. And it’s Joey Ryan whose penile strength apparently is no match for his opponent.
Perhaps not surprisingly, Ryan, in his Twitter bio, says he’s “bringing sleazy back.”
My only question: Are Ryan’s super-strong penis moves better or worse than these?
The best part, though, was that Ryan was interviewed by Vice Sports and said this about the move: “Danshoku Dino, who I was wrestling in the match, he plays a very unorthodox character, very homoerotic to say the least. Part of his offense is to inappropriately touch and grab opponents for the thrill of it, or maybe to throw them off their game a bit. He speaks very little English, but wrestlers can usually speak wrestling, so we understand something. So we’re going over the match and he says ‘Maybe I grab, maybe you no sell, because American cock so big and so strong.'”
“So big and so strong” indeed.