Here’s what a Wes Anderson-directed porno might look like

The "pizza guy" trope has never looked so adorable. 

 

Audra Schroeder

Internet Culture

Published May 6, 2014   Updated May 31, 2021, 9:04 am CDT

Can you remember the last time you saw a sex scene in a Wes Anderson film?

There are stolen kisses and romantic betrayal, but any horizontal mambos are usually implied. Lust is illustrated via close-up shots and precious dialogue. So what would a Wes Anderson porno look like?

It would be adorable, of course. Nacho Punch took the cliched “pizza guy” trope and imagined what an Anderson film would look like with a hardcore sex scene. The actual sex part gets overshadowed by all the talking and lead up, just like real life. There’s no money shot, but if there was, it would have likely included rare Peruvian banknotes.

The clip also looks a lot like this SNL Wes Anderson sketch, which might have been the most erotic rendering of his films yet.

Screengrab via Nacho Punch/YouTube

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*First Published: May 6, 2014, 6:12 am CDT