In case you missed it, America had an election. And the country is a quiet, rage-magnifying hellscape just waiting for inauguration day to gut it like a fishmonger at a tuna auction. Want a better metaphor? Check out these two bald eagles stuck in a storm drain, fighting over territory.
Firefighters are waiting on Florida Fish and Wildlife for the rescue. Here's a picture of the two bald eagles pic.twitter.com/cyo1VthxAI
— Ty Russell (@TyRussellTV) November 10, 2016
Our country is the storm drain. And one of the eagles just fell into the abyss and got injured.
Here's the moment one bald eagle flew away while the other fell into the storm drain on a busy road in Orlando. #WFTV pic.twitter.com/mR6jo1x2ni
— Lauren Brennecke (Seabrook) (@LaurenSeabrook_) November 10, 2016
The eagle has a chest and leg injury after the dramatic rescue. pic.twitter.com/lAj8hQzdha
— Ty Russell (@TyRussellTV) November 11, 2016
The eagles were duking it out Thursday evening. They fought for an hour and a half. One flew away toward freedom, the other has weeks of recovery ahead of her. Brutal.