In case you missed it, America had an election. And the country is a quiet, rage-magnifying hellscape just waiting for inauguration day to gut it like a fishmonger at a tuna auction. Want a better metaphor? Check out these two bald eagles stuck in a storm drain, fighting over territory.
Our country is the storm drain. And one of the eagles just fell into the abyss and got injured.
The eagles were duking it out Thursday evening. They fought for an hour and a half. One flew away toward freedom, the other has weeks of recovery ahead of her. Brutal.
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