In case you missed it, America had an election. And the country is a quiet, rage-magnifying hellscape just waiting for inauguration day to gut it like a fishmonger at a tuna auction. Want a better metaphor? Check out these two bald eagles stuck in a storm drain, fighting over territory.
Firefighters are waiting on Florida Fish and Wildlife for the rescue. Here's a picture of the two bald eagles pic.twitter.com/cyo1VthxAI
— Ty Russell (@TRussellCBS4) November 10, 2016
Our country is the storm drain. And one of the eagles just fell into the abyss and got injured.
— Lauren Seabrook (@LSeabrookWFTV) November 10, 2016
The eagle has a chest and leg injury after the dramatic rescue. pic.twitter.com/lAj8hQzdha
— Ty Russell (@TRussellCBS4) November 11, 2016
The eagles were duking it out Thursday evening. They fought for an hour and a half. One flew away toward freedom, the other has weeks of recovery ahead of her. Brutal.