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#TrumpOlympics sound way better than whatever’s happening in Brazil

It's gonna be YUGE!

Feb 29, 2020, 2:40 am*

Internet Culture

Dahlia Dandashi 

Dahlia Dandashi

The 2016 Donald Trump Olympics: a virtual event where copious amounts of wigs, competitive spray tanning, and air kissing are part of a series of vigorous athletic games. HuffPost Comedy brought these competitive sports to life with their Stupor Tuesday, challenging Twitter to fight for a win in “Innovative Imaginary Sport” ahead of the 2016 Rio Olympics. 

The #TrumpOlympics hashtag not only confirms that any victory is an illusion, but demonstrates new levels of savagery: 

https://twitter.com/dadtimkaine/status/760561279476064257

https://twitter.com/cciedotnyc/status/760564183121465344

https://twitter.com/MissLizzyNJ/status/760553153817444352

https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/760552584189018113

https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/760550859050745857

https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/760549564633976832

The most epic event? Whichever one this hot pink dick is eligible for.

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*First Published: Aug 2, 2016, 5:28 pm