#TrumpOlympics sound way better than whatever’s happening in Brazil

The 2016 Donald Trump Olympics: a virtual event where copious amounts of wigs, competitive spray tanning, and air kissing are part of a series of vigorous athletic games. HuffPost Comedy brought these competitive sports to life with their Stupor Tuesday, challenging Twitter to fight for a win in “Innovative Imaginary Sport” ahead of the 2016 Rio Olympics. 

The #TrumpOlympics hashtag not only confirms that any victory is an illusion, but demonstrates new levels of savagery: 

The most epic event? Whichever one this hot pink dick is eligible for.

Dahlia Dandashi

Dahlia Dandashi

Dahlia Dandashi is a multimedia content producer. Her work has been published at the Austin American-Statesman and Viceland. An Arab-American raised in Dubai, she is based in Austin, Texas.