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It’s gonna be YUGE!

The 2016 Donald Trump Olympics: a virtual event where copious amounts of wigs, competitive spray tanning, and air kissing are part of a series of vigorous athletic games. HuffPost Comedy brought these competitive sports to life with their Stupor Tuesday, challenging Twitter to fight for a win in “Innovative Imaginary Sport” ahead of the 2016 Rio Olympics. 

The #TrumpOlympics hashtag not only confirms that any victory is an illusion, but demonstrates new levels of savagery: 

The most epic event? Whichever one this hot pink dick is eligible for.

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