The 2016 Donald Trump Olympics: a virtual event where copious amounts of wigs, competitive spray tanning, and air kissing are part of a series of vigorous athletic games. HuffPost Comedy brought these competitive sports to life with their Stupor Tuesday, challenging Twitter to fight for a win in “Innovative Imaginary Sport” ahead of the 2016 Rio Olympics.
The #TrumpOlympics hashtag not only confirms that any victory is an illusion, but demonstrates new levels of savagery:
10,000 Me-Me-Me-ters #TrumpOlympics— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) August 2, 2016
Downhill Race to the Bottom— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) August 2, 2016
Triathlon:— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) August 2, 2016
Divorce, Bankruptcy & Tanning #TrumpOlympics
Triple jump through a tax loophole #TrumpOlympics— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) August 2, 2016
The most epic event? Whichever one this hot pink dick is eligible for.