Texas defense lawyer’s commercial is a hilarious frenzy of justice

You're gonna want this guy on your side.


Gabe Bergado

Internet Culture

Published Oct 21, 2015   Updated May 27, 2021, 6:49 pm CDT

Bryan Wilson may not be Elle Woods, but he is the Texas Law Hawk, and he’ll use his talons of justice to protect you from shady cops.

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The defense lawyer, based in Fort Worth, Texas, goes hyper-bro in his ads. Between crashing through walls and popping wheelies on a motorcycle, Wilson highlights your rights in sticky legal situations—being asked to blow into a breathalyzer, for example. Dig his ridiculously amped-up aesthetic: 

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If you aren’t completely sold on having Wilson defend you in court, maybe his other Texas Law Hawk commercial will persuade you. 

He also has a five-star rating (and another sweet hawk photo) on Facebook. So what are you waiting for? Get out there and commit a crime. 

Screenshot via Bryan Wilson/YouTube

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*First Published: Oct 21, 2015, 11:46 am CDT