Is there no human emotion more universal than trying to win a breakup? After a relationship goes sour and finally ends, each party wants to be the one who goes it solo best. We refocus on our careers, upgrade our wardrobes, and hit the gym such that days, weeks, months, or years down the road—when we eventually run into our former significant other—all they can say is “damn” and feel pangs of regret.
It sure sounds like Steve Bannon is trying to win his breakup with President Donald Trump. After being unceremoniously dumped from the White House, the former adviser promised war. And he reportedly wants to look good when he goes to it.
From Mike Cernovich:
For his part, Bannon is in great spirits, multiple people close to him have confirmed. “He was hated every day at the WH, now he’s around people who like him.”
“Steve has even started a green juice regime and hired a trainer,” a Breitbart staffer said of Bannon’s recent plans to rebalance his life.
That mental picture of the notoriously languid and pallid Bannon getting #fitfam sent Twitter into fits.
https://twitter.com/caseyayers/status/902521796351729665
https://twitter.com/jameshamblin/status/902512675711746048
https://twitter.com/ianrager/status/902509395699015682
The trainer is needed to handle the goblin inside Bannon that needs gin to live https://t.co/f2hrAxngwD
— Prop Bet on Mets 162-0 (@scratchbomb) August 29, 2017
his body's gonna reject it and crumble into a pile of nettles and cigarette butts https://t.co/2DhjxMyaHw
— ¡BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL! (@edsbs) August 29, 2017
Best of luck.