The Square app’s Twitter account is in a social media tiff with an account named Fart Sandwich, and thus far, the mobile payment company is striking enough sparks to ignite a sulfur explosion.
It all seemed to start so innocently. Square was minding its own business, replying casually to a tweet from another user that has since been deleted. And then Fart Sandwich, aka @SandwichofFarts, butted in.
https://twitter.com/SandwichofFarts/status/886024615222542336
You first.
— Square (@Square) July 15, 2017
And from there, it was on, as the two accounts ripped one after the other.
https://twitter.com/SandwichofFarts/status/886030098641682432
Your name is literally fart sandwich and you’re trolling a cash register.
— Square (@Square) July 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/SandwichofFarts/status/886031844617195521
You could probably sell fart sandwiches with Square if that’s what you’re getting at.
— Square (@Square) July 15, 2017
That’s when the fight began to fade away. But Square couldn’t stop cheekily rehashing the aftereffects.
We didn’t choose the fart sandwich, the fart sandwich chose us.
— Square (@Square) July 15, 2017
If it’s about a fart sandwich, how corporate can it *really* be.
— Square (@Square) July 15, 2017
We are all Fart Sandwich.
— Square (@Square) July 15, 2017
But in a surprising twist, ANOTHER Twitter account that fancies itself as Fart Sandwich nosed into the conflict. Not surprisingly, Square owned this brand of Fart Sandwich as well with a simple, yet pointed tweet to effectively silence the offending interloper.
This doesn’t concern you, other Fart Sandwich.
— Square (@Square) July 15, 2017