Tiny Christmas snowmen pledge their cheerful allegiance to Satan

Some two and a half months after the Internet fell in love with a vine of screaming inflatable duck toys, we now have a fitting Christmas sequel. 

These little animatronic snowmen, you see, are underlings. Their boss is someone famed for his distinctive beard and devotion to the color red. I’m talking, of course, about the fallen angel, our Dark Lord himself—Satan. 

Don’t be surprised to find everlasting pain in your stocking this year.

H/T Fusion | Photo via Kevin Dooley/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'